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Corine asked me if I was working at Target tonight. I had the night off, but needed to go in and see what I could do about giving up my shift on Saturday for some unexpected plans that came up today. So I hang around work since I'm on the late shift this week and she gets off at five. We drove to Target and did the shopping she needed to do.
We were talking about getting drinks, but I was being begged to stay and help out b/c they were hurting for help tonight due to a combination of poor scheduling and call offs. So, my mind starts working.... if they need that much help tonight, I'll stick around and work if it helps me get Saturday off. Sure enough, I talked to my LOD and she had no problem with finding someone else to cover Saturday for me.
Mind you I was dressed for work at the hospital. I had on business pants (kind of khaki like) that are so long I have to wear my 3 1/2 inch spikes so I'm not trampling on them all day and non-red top. So to stay, my LOD gave me a red polo w/ our logo on it and requisitioned a pair so shoes to get me to stay. We were all laughing about it all night. It definitely a big help, but it was funny too. I buy a couple candles and stay all night.
Well, that was my night. How was everyone elses? Tags: general, shopping, work Current Location: The middle of the World
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So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man! IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Matchbox Twenty - Unwell Waking Up: Shemekia Copeland - Miss Ciditty First Day At School: Slade – Run Run Away Falling In Love: Hank Williams Jr - Outlaw Woman Losing Virginity: Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama Fight Song: Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Breaking Up: Blondie - Atomic Prom: Chely Wright - Single White Female Life: Michael Peterson - From Here to Eternity Mental Breakdown: Keith Whitley - Somebody's Doing Me Right Driving: Keith Whitley & Lori Morgan - Faithfully Flashback: Patrick Swayze - She's Like the Wind Getting Back Together: Reba McIntyre - It's Your Call Wedding: Blondie - Hanging on the Telephone Birth of Child: Garth Brooks - When You Come Back to Me Again Final Battle: Idena Menzel - Once Upon a Time Death Scene: Nicki French - Total Eclipse of the Heart Funeral Song: Bob Seager - Night Moves End Credits: Trace Adkins - Rough & Ready
Tags: meme/quiz Melody Playing in Your Ear: LifeHouse - You and Me
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Subject: July 8, 1947 Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force and the federal government. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things." Tags: jokes Spirit Abounding: good Melody Playing in Your Ear: Pat Benetar - Hot Child in the City
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While she was "Flying" down the road yesterday, (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" to which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh, Yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum Stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well, she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" He asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Ticket- - - - - - - - - - $95.00 Court Costs_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _$45.00 Look on Cops Face_ _ _ _ _Priceless Tags: jokes Current Location: where do you think? Spirit Abounding: exhausted
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I am convinced the holidays are cursed for me. I am starting to believe that Christmas season = Death when it comes to me. Christmas is cursed for me. This year has really been bad. We wanted to do a holiday dinner again this year and have people over, but I couldn't get it off at work. So, I got invited to go to a friend's house and make cookies in the afternoon before I had to be at work. The night before I found myself in the ER w/ a gall attack (Last weekend). This friday found me sick and throwing up and into Saturday and yet I got to work through it all. Then to top off such a wonderful holiday, We had to put Harli, one of my younger cats, down today. She's been sick the last couple days and they said there really probably wasn't anything that could be done when we took her to the emergency vet today. All four of piled into my car to be there. Then (because she's really become shaka743's cat over the last year) we took her to his parents and burried her there w/ his other cat that passed away a couple years ago. Harli was only four and she will always be my little girl. I really don't feel like Christmas is anything but pain for me and don't feel like it will ever be anything more again. Dan's family asked me to stay and have dinner with them, which I did since I really didn't want to come back here, where it feels so empty right now. Even the other cats are acting quite somber at the moment. You can see that they know something is not right. Harli was in my room the last two days and now it really feels empty. I don't envy Dan tonight. She was in his room all the time and he was used to her always being there. So... if there is any question to why I'm so cynical these days... here's one of the many reasons. Also... If there is anything you want me to see that I haven't commented on... it's because I haven't come back here in full capacity yet. I've just mostly been using this part of the journal. I haven't really sat down to try and catch up on my friend's list. So, please forgive me. I will try to do that when I get some spare time. Tags: holidays, pets, sad Current Location: pits of hell Melody Playing in Your Ear: All - 4 - One - These Arms
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